Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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