She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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