your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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