new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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