Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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