she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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