DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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