I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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