I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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