Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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