my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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