DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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