If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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