So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
