Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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