he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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