Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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