I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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