Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Drunk is not a location!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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