She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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