Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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