I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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