where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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