you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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