hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I want her autograph on my taint
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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