DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Sorry about my life...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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