Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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