I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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