I feel great
I just peed on a car
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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