Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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