Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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