my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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