I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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