I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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