Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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