You're so nebulous sometimes
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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