yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Randomize
