my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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