Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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