The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
