I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Randomize
