I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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