So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Randomize
