He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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