im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
ttyl tear gas
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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