Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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