she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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