It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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