Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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