its not stalking. its research.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
