The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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