I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I love you. Go after that dick
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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