I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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