just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
pop tarts are not kleenex
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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