what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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