when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Randomize
