i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
