Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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